Who We Are

We’re just two girls, standing in front of a (boy/girl/dog/cat, choose your noun) asking you to love our stuff. Jokes. There’s a bunch of us.

We are tired. Foul-mouthed and probably take too many painkillers. Welcome to Bat Shirt Crazy.

All we really want is a great fit t-shirt to slip over the head and race out the door to face the next 100 things we need to deal with today. It would be nice if the t-shirt had a cynical tag-line just so that we don’t feel like all the other people wearing generic (insert franchise store name) t-shirts. At least you’ll look cool for a few outfits. There is so much crap going on in the world that one or two good days is good enough for us.

We find life massively overwhelming and tend to see things in a cynical perspective. There’s just too much bullshit to even deal with.

Our products: You should know that the shirts, mugs and caps are all made locally, from the material used, to the printing. ‘Cause you should support local.

Our Ethics

Buy the shirt, don’t buy the shirt. Love it, hate it. Whatever.

Buckle up, Tinkerbell. This is life.